Quietly skulking

Levi writes:

I dreamed last night that I was in some sort of Personal Days stage play immersion theater thing: as in, they somehow gave each audience member the chance to go up on stage and experience being laid off, and either quietly skulking out or tearfully saying goodbye to the office friends whose worth and importance they'd only now realized.

It was very strange, but it seemed to be successful; there were lines around the block.

How about an envelope moistener?

30 January 2008
The new fashion trend was using office supplies for personal adornment. A stapler could be a stylish pendant.

—The Dream Blog of William Poundstone